I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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