Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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