I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
