my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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