Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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