I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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