Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
