theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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