did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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