I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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