Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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