his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
