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You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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