If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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