so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I have post one night stand depression
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize