Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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