Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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