Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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