Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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