absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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