I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
where does the pee come out of this thing
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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