The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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