Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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