Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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