Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
zippers are such a cool invention
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
