I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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