Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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