the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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