That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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