Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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