i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Floor bacon is actually really good
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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