out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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