Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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