these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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