Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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