We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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