Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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