google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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