You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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