This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think I won the penis lottery.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm at about main and main street
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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