when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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