Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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