everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
