i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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