Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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