Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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