This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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