porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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