Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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