life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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