Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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