i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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