Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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