Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
There r osticjed everywhere
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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