New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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