found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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