I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
