life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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