To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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