There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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