And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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