I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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