If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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